So I just had what is potentially one of the most simultaneously ridiculous and hilarious experiences at Tufts so far: Tonight, some of the cast of The Vagina Monologues painted the cannon. And what an experience it was!
First, Angel and I spent a good three hours total trying to find a place that was open on Sunday so we could actually buy paint. We walked to three different places and missed one just five minutes after it closed. My friend generously lent us her car and we drove to Porter Square, where we found a hardware store and finally got the paint.
At 10 PM, we painted a layer of red paint over while loudly singing every song you could imagine- from Journey to Backstreet Boys to Lil Wayne. People walking by stared and either laughed or ran away.
At 11 PM, to take a break while waiting for the paint to dry, we walked into the library to warm up and discuss what we wanted to actually write on the cannon. While there, I ran into my friend Lauren, who asked what group I was painting the cannon with.
“The Vagina Monologues,” I said, waving my hand at the girls around me.
She cringed and looked around, then leaned in and whispered, “You have some competition. The Roosevelt Institute.”
And so, while I gathered up the girls to warn them, we saw out of the corner of our eye someone from The Roosevelt Institute race out the door of the Tower Cafe. Next thing I knew, five others and I were chasing after him shouting his name and telling him to stop. We raced through the library, sped up the steps to the cannon, and came face to face with three members of The Roosevelt Institute. Negotiations were tough, but in the end we got to keep our cannon despite not having correctly guarded it according to “the rules”. We finished up the night by singing some more and finally went our ways to go and finally get some work done (though clearly, I am failing on this front).
Pictures will be posted soon- it’s a pretty simple design but should arouse the curiosity of anyone who walks past it
(A special thanks to The Roosevelt Institute, who graciously allowed us to keep our cannon and agreed not to paint over it. It’s really too cold out to guard or fight over a cannon. They’re having a great event on Wednesday- check out the details here.)





